clementpetersen:

I rest my case!

Your case being what? That luck-of-the-draw genetics, expensive personal trainers, photo retouching, make-up artists, and plastic surgeons have a lot to do with celebrities looking amazing, whereas people who spend their lives eating a disciplined diet actually age, and many people who eat meat and butter in a fairly average diet turn a bit chunky or even obese? Good point.

Hot picture to be sure, but more importantly, what would give anyone the impression these are STRAIGHT GUYS?

temple-of-apollo:

STRAIGHT GUYS WHO LOVE TO PISS ON EACH OTHER

I really wish a porn site would come out and say it now and again: “[Insert model name here] is an idiotic self-obsessed twat. But he’s got a great body and big ol’ cock, so grab your lube and have a nice tug.”

Nope, they’re all genuinely amazing guys with knockout personalities and Mensa-level IQs, and all seem to be destined to doctors, lawyers, engineers or big business magnates.

Right. Who do they think they’re fooling?

A thing of beauty.

Fairly obviously fake. Were 203 people convinced, or is it just the idea that it *could* be real?

Effing brilliant.

Very convincing Photoshop job. They got a bit carried away if it’s supposed to pass as real though.

not-for-work-and-gay:

thick

Yes. But fake.

Y’all realize this is not real, don’t you? Look at the poorly-textured grass around his unnaturally-tapered waist. His overlarge shoulder muscles are uneven. As with about 10% of the “gorgeous” men I see posted on Tumblr, this “man” is not real. Might as well jerk off over a G.I. Joe figure. No disrespect to original poster, but c’mon everyone, look a little closer at the material you’re drooling over!